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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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NFL: OK Smelling Salts Are NOT Banned But You'll Have To Bring Your Own

NFL: OK Smelling Salts Are NOT Banned But You'll Have To Bring Your Own

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Last Week In NFL Training Camp Confirmation Bias Nuggets

Last Week In NFL Training Camp Confirmation Bias Nuggets

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Is Saquon Barkley Going To Break In 2025? A Formal Historical Break Down

Is Saquon Barkley Going To Break In 2025? A Formal Historical Break Down

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Fact Or Fiction: The NFL Training Camp Buzz Hype On Your Favorite Fantasy Football Hopeful

Fact Or Fiction: The NFL Training Camp Buzz Hype On Your Favorite Fantasy Football Hopeful

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7/29/25 2:50 PM

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Angel Reese's Rank On The All Time WNBA MeBounds List - A Stat Only I Would Track

Angel Reese's Rank On The All Time WNBA MeBounds List - A Stat Only I Would Track

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7/21/25 8:10 PM

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FIVE Thrift Store Fantasy Football Catalog Items To Consider For Your Draft

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7/21/25 1:50 PM

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SEVEN Fantasy Football Draft Values Based On 2024 Wins Above Replacement And 2025 ADP

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7/17/25 2:00 PM

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Fantasy Football Team Name Starter Kit

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7/11/25 1:50 PM

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Ranking The 10 Worst Outdoor Basketball Court Conditions That Stopped Us From Making The NBA

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Sports Staturday July 5, 2025: Recapping Random Sports Stats From The Week

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2025 Hot Dog Blog - Crunch The Advanced Wienerlytics For Nathan's 4th Of July Hot Dog Eating Competition

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The Emmanuel "Acho (And Stathole) Legacy Formula" Removes Feelings And Yields FACTS In Ranking NBA Legacies

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6/27/25 2:20 PM

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Where Dicky Lovelady Ranks In The All-Time Top-10 Big (League) "Dicks"

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6/24/25 5:00 PM

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NBA Finals Game 7 Lore - Journey Through History's 19 Games Played To Prepare for Number 20

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6/22/25 2:00 PM

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Stathole Sports ETF® Shareholder Update - We Are Just One Small +4,123 Parlay Away From Winning Again

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6/20/25 12:18 AM

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Stephens Ace List - Defending ESPN's #1 Sports Pundit For Playing Solitaire During The NBA Finals

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6/14/25 4:39 PM

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The 17 NBA Playoff Teams To Win A Game While Politely Waiting The Longest To Take The Lead

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The New Face Of The NBA Is Officially Shai Gilgeous-Alexander And He Is A Functioning Foulcoholic

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5/29/25 2:00 PM

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Cocktail Napkin Math - Why NBA Teams Should Foul On Defense When Up 2 With 10-24 Seconds To Go (The Cheah Method)

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5/27/25 2:00 PM

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Angel Reese Starts Season Strong In Quest To Become Back-To-Back Self-Rebound Queen

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5/23/25 7:50 PM

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Put On A Masterclass In Being The Most Unwatchable NBA Super Star Perhaps Ever

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5/21/25 1:30 PM

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Pass NFL Playing Rule Proposal #5a - Offensive Players Should NOT Be Allowed To Push Ball Carriers Under Any Circumstance

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5/20/25 1:40 PM

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Fix The NBA Idea - Referees Should Be Required To Wait Half A Second Before Blowing A Whistle

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5/16/25 5:30 PM

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Stathole Sports ETF® Shareholder Update - After A Slight 97% Dip We Have Market Corrected To 5% Growth Thanks To Hitting A Fiduciarily Responsible +3325 Same Game Parlay

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5/15/25 2:30 PM

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Max Dolente Asked Me To Find Stats To Prove Joel Embiid Is Better In The Playoffs Than Jayson Tatum And I Can't Believe It, But He's Right

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5/12/25 1:50 PM

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