Chaps

Host of Zero Blog Thirty and co-host of The Podfathers. Marine and Purple Heart recipient. Never seen a gourd I didn't like. I’ve had diarrhea since Easter 2007.

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Vigilante Replaces Traffic Signs And People Are Freaking Out Because The Signs Include Some Wildly Violent Phrases

Vigilante Replaces Traffic Signs And People Are Freaking Out Because The Signs Include Some Wildly Violent Phrases

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11/22/24 4:45 PM

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NASA Is Close To Capturing A Platinum and Plutonium Astroid Worth 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars

NASA Is Close To Capturing A Platinum and Plutonium Astroid Worth 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars

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11/21/24 5:45 PM

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PFTCommenter Possibly Caused The Death of a Giant Tortoise That Belonged to Steve Irwin and Charles Darwin

PFTCommenter Possibly Caused The Death of a Giant Tortoise That Belonged to Steve Irwin and Charles Darwin

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11/20/24 5:10 PM

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Introducing The Absolute, Unequivocal Worst Country on Earth

Introducing The Absolute, Unequivocal Worst Country on Earth

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11/12/24 4:30 PM

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What Country On Earth Loves Dick The Most? The Answer Resides In The Himalayan Mountains

What Country On Earth Loves Dick The Most? The Answer Resides In The Himalayan Mountains

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10/29/24 6:15 PM

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Mazatec Shaman Spits In The Face of Barstool Sports Personality While Conducting An Ancient Magic Mushroom Ceremony In Mexico

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10/21/24 5:45 PM

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Dude Ends Up Ass-Over-Ankles Dangling From A Fence While Another Guy Cackles And Giddily Records The Failed Escape Attempt

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Man Arrested After Finger-Banging The Bejesus Out Of A Little Minx of a Pink Tesla For The Better Part of an Afternoon

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5/20/24 5:20 PM

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Jelly Roll Reveals His Most Lavish Expense Since Becoming Rich And You're Gonna Be Jealous As Hell

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5/16/24 3:40 PM

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Video of the Chinese and Indian Military Clash At Their Borders Looks Like A Scene From World War Z

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5/15/24 5:10 PM

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Fats Are Risking The British Economy By Taking Off And Being Sick Twice As Much As Their Non-Fat Co-Workers

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5/13/24 3:50 PM

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Tyson Fury's Dad Just Head-butted The Bejesus Out of A Member of Oleksandr Usyk's Team During A Pre-Fight Scrum

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5/13/24 3:10 PM

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New AI Fighter Jets Are Beating The Brakes Off of Human-Operated Jets Which Could Be A Huge Problem

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Largest Counterfeit-trafficking Operation Ever Provided Faulty Equipment To Military Jets, Systems, and Countless Other Sensitive Items

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Thai Politician Suspended From Her Role After Her Husband Caught And Videoed Her Fucking Her Adopted Step Son (Not Porn. Real Life)

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The Lunatic My Pillow Guy Has The Worst Case of Butthole Eyes In History

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Big Time Pokemon Guy- Who's Also A Yakuza Leader - Arrested On Charges of Pokemon Theft

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Army Major Getting Fried For Illegally Shipping Guns To Ghana In Big Ole Buckets of Rice

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"Vampire Facials" -And We Aint Talkin Taylor Lautner- Are Giving Spa-Goers Just A Dash of HIV According To The CDC

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4/29/24 3:10 PM

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Futuristic Flame-Throwing Robot Dog is Available For Purchase For The Average Joe Which Is Making Many People Orgasm

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4/23/24 3:50 PM

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Husband Cheats On Wife Dozens of Times So That His "Body Count" Matches With His Spouse's Promiscuous (Hoe) Phase

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4/22/24 6:50 PM

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Caitlin Clark's Indiana Fever Jersey Outsells The Dallas Cowboys Entire Team's Jersey Sales for the Whole Year

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4/22/24 3:40 PM

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MMA Fighter Decides To Kick Ring Girl In The Ass Right Before A Fight and Promptly Loses Way More Than The Match

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4/22/24 3:00 PM

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The Smash Hit "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again" Is The Song of the Summer

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4/17/24 4:50 PM

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Two Railroad Workers Charged For Being The Smartest And Thriftiest Men In History Because They Built Secret, Underground Apartments

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4/12/24 4:15 PM

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