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Lady Butchers 'E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!' Chant So Bad The Universe Almost Rips Apart At The Seams

Lady Butchers 'E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!' Chant So Bad The Universe Almost Rips Apart At The Seams

Smitty

9/15/23 6:10 PM

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Brock Lesnar: Vegetarian's Nightmare

Brock Lesnar: Vegetarian's Nightmare

Billy Football

Billy Football

7/13/21 8:10 PM

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Is Competitive Butchery The Sport Of The Future?

Is Competitive Butchery The Sport Of The Future?

Jordie

11/11/20 5:30 PM

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Cow Finally Gets Revenge On Farmer After Being Milked Relentlessly For Years

Cow Finally Gets Revenge On Farmer After Being Milked Relentlessly For Years

Trent

11/19/19 9:15 PM

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A Spooky Story about the Last Time the Red Sox Won the World Series

Donnie DoesA Spooky Story about the Last Time the Red Sox Won the World Series

The Wonton Don

10/29/18 11:11 PM

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Cowardly French Butchers Beg Government For Protection From Militant Vegans

The Hound

The Hound

6/27/18 8:00 PM

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A Butcher Gets Arrested After Cutting His Son's Hand Off Cause He Was Addicted To Porn

Trent

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Yesterday I Harvested 200+ Pounds Of Deer Meat Like A Real Man

Chaps

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Two Brothers Got In A Fist Fight After One Of Them Asked, "Is This Piece Of Cheesecake Big Enough For A Grown Fucking Man?"

Trent

1/22/18 4:10 PM

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Beloved West Village Butcher Gives Black Delivery Driver A Noose As A Present; Driver Unhappy With Gift

Francis

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