The NFL Is Taking Jobs Away From Good, Honest Chain Gang Workers With Their New Virtual 1st Down Measurement System
Justice For The Chain Gang: NFL Will Officially Start Using Sony Hawk-Eye Technology To Measure First Downs (i.e. Roger Goodell Killed The Chain Gang Instead Of Addressing The Real Ball Spotting Issue)
Embrace History: The NFL Apparently Decided Against Using An Electric Measuring System, So The Chain Gang Ain't Going Anywhere
Welcome To The Future: The NFL Is Looking At Getting Rid Of Its State Of The Art Technology And No Longer Having The Chain Gang
Only Jim Harbaugh Would Spend His Saturday Working As A Member Of The Chain Gang For A Football Game Being Played By 10 Year Olds
