It's A Bad Day To Be A Bird In Cincinnati With The Reds Now Being Undefeated After Drilling A Pigeon During Batting Practice
The Brewers Tried Trolling Elly De La Cruz On The Scoreboard As He Launched A Home Run Completely Out Of The Stadium
"I Didn't Like His Antics" - Davey Martinez Got All Pissy With Elly De La Cruz's Knob Celebration After The Nats Manager Wrongly Accused His Bat Of Being Illegal
Superstar: The Nats Had Elly De La Cruz's Bat Checked To Make Sure It Was Legal, He Responded By Blasting a Moonshot To The Upper Deck Followed By An Incredible Celly
Team Guy: The Reds Fan Who Caught Elly De La Cruz's First Homer Negotiated Signed Stuff For His Friends In Order To Give The Ball Back
In His First Two Games In The Bigs Elly De La Cruz Proved He's Electric As Advertised And Is Here To Save Reds Baseball With His God-Like, Must-Watch Abilities
Over 50 Pro Teams Could Lose Massive Revenue And Franchises Like The St. Louis Cardinals Might Have To Cut Payroll As Bally Sports Regional Networks Prepare For Bankruptcy
How Cool Is This? Joey Votto Is Sitting In The Stands Of The Reds Game Like One Of Us Regular Folk While Taking Pictures And Signing Autographs
