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New Disease Dropped: If You're One of the 75 People Diagnosed with "Demon Face" Syndrome...

New Disease Dropped: If You're One of the 75 People Diagnosed with "Demon Face" Syndrome...

John Rich

3/22/24 5:15 PM

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Pandemic Watch: 100% Fatal "Zombie Deer Disease" Feared To Be Able To Spread To Humans

Pandemic Watch: 100% Fatal "Zombie Deer Disease" Feared To Be Able To Spread To Humans

John Rich

2/20/24 7:40 PM

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Church Leader Arrested For Selling Miracle Cure To Followers, Turned Out It Was Just Bleach

Church Leader Arrested For Selling Miracle Cure To Followers, Turned Out It Was Just Bleach

John Rich

10/9/23 6:20 PM

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STD's Are Running Rampant Across The SEC

STD's Are Running Rampant Across The SEC

John Rich

9/29/23 7:40 PM

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Reverse 'Skunking', Country Music & Malaria (Free Swim)

The Dog WalkReverse 'Skunking', Country Music & Malaria (Free Swim)

Eddie

7/12/23 9:00 PM

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A South Florida Community Is In Quarantine Again, This Time Due To Snails

John Rich

6/22/23 3:50 PM

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Chicago Police Officer Becomes Infected With Florida Man Syndrome While On Vacation And Is Arrested For Pissing In An Ice Machine

Will Burge

Will Burge

12/9/22 7:10 PM

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Barstool ChicagoSCIENCE: Tall People Are Gonna Die! If You're Taller Than 5'9" You Are At Risk For 100 More Health Problems Than The Shorts

Dante

6/6/22 11:30 PM

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Student Suffers Loss Of Limbs After Eating Bad Leftovers

Kate

2/23/22 5:10 PM

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HighchairWhat It's Like To Be An Adult With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease (Spoiler: Not Great)

Kate

12/6/21 5:40 PM

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My Mom's BasementRia Reveals The Shocking Details Of A Rare Disease That Left Her Immobile For A Year

Robbie Fox

6/15/20 7:25 PM

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Corona Conspiracy Hour, Episode 1

KFC

3/28/20 8:18 PM

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Twisted HistoryLarge Still Uses A Travel Agent

Vibbs

3/18/20 12:16 AM

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Twisted HistoryAlert: Large is Feeling 'Ebola-ish'

Vibbs

3/17/20 3:20 PM

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Hard FactorHow To Be Yourself While Wearing A Mask To Prevent Coronavirus

Hard Factor Mark

Hard Factor Mark

2/18/20 11:37 PM

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A Blogger Who Pulled A Coronavirus Prank In The Subway Just Got Arrested And Faces 5 Years In Prison

Kmarko

Kmarko

2/13/20 4:38 PM

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I Don't Mean To Be Crass But In Light of Magic Johnson Stepping Down With the Lakers It Begs The Question of Whether Lebron James Is A More Deadly Virus Than Aids?

El Presidente

4/10/19 1:12 AM

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A Guy Helped A Thirsty Pigeon Drink From A Water Fountain And Probably Gave Everybody Bird Flu

Trent

1/21/19 3:50 PM

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Chaps and KateCancer Breakthroughs Are Bigger In Texas: Honky Tonk Lovin' Scientist Wins Nobel Prize

Kate

10/23/18 9:00 PM

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Chaps and KateSpa-Goers Who Got 'Vampire Facials' Now Facing HIV Scare

Kate

9/14/18 12:00 AM

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Chaps and KateEnormous, Hairy Beaver Attacks Outdoorsman & Terrifying Battle Ensues

Kate

8/14/18 6:04 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyFeces Filled Burn Pits In Middle East: Not As Fun As You'd Think

Kate

5/17/18 8:48 PM

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Your Life Might Not Be Great But At Least You Don't Have The World's Worst Case Of Super Gonorrhoea Like This Guy

Trent

3/28/18 7:35 PM

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Researchers Crunched Numbers On A Zombie Outbreak And Decided We'd All Die In About 100 Days

Chris Spags

Chris Spags

1/5/17 7:15 PM

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I Did Not Contaminate The Entire Office With A Serious Illness

Caleb Pressley

Caleb Pressley

11/18/16 5:38 PM

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