The Netherlands Clearly Don't Believe In Miracles, Refuse To Send Golfers To Olympics Because They Are Afraid They'll Stink Too Much
Response Blog: USA Track & Field Star Athing Mu Has Nobody to Blame But Herself for Falling Flat on Her Face in The Olympic Trials
The Paris Olympics Protest is Cancelled After Cowardly Politicians Find Some Phony Excuse Not to Swim in a River of Poop
The U.S. Told the Paris Olympics Organizers To Go Fuck Themselves and Their Environmental Plan Because We're Bringing Air Conditioners for Our Athletes
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The French are Organizing a Protest Against the Paris Olympics Where Everyone Will Poop in the River Seine
Important Sports Update: Fan-Favorite Alica Schmidt Officially Qualifies For The Olympics, Gets Her Chance At Redemption
We All Need To Come Together, Join Forces And Make Sure Fan-Favorite Alica Schmidt Qualifies For The Olympics This Weekend
Hot Start: French Diver Eats Shit, Falls Off Diving Board During The Inauguration Ceremony For The Olympic Aquatics Center
Put A Boot Up Their Ass - Kevin Durant Wants To Prove A Point About USA Basketball And Beat Every Country In The Olympics By 50 Points
NBC Has Officially Activated The Plan To Save Olympics Coverage - Snoop Dogg Will Be Boots On The Ground As A Prime-Time Reporter This Year
Elon Musk Once Passed Out In A Meeting With Russians While Trying To Buy Rockets Because He Was Too Fucked Up From Partying In Paris
Rock, Flag And Eagle - LeBron, KD And Steph Curry All Plan To Play In The Olympics, Remind The World We'll Kick Their Ass In Basketball When We Want
Completely Normal: PSG Fans Showed Up Outside Neymar's House To Chant And Demand That He Leaves The Club
Big Brain Thinking: Alexandra Ianculescu Is Using OnlyFans To Help Fund Her Attempt To Make The 2024 Summer Olympics
Nailed It: France Unveiled The Mascot For The 2024 Olympics And People Think It's Just A Giant Clit (Their Words)
"Guilt? No I Don't Care" — Guy Who Tied Kim Kardashian Up In A Bathtub At Gunpoint Then Stole $10 Million Worth of Her Jewelry: "She Was Throwing Money Away, and I Was There To Collect It."