Nothing Says 'You've Arrived' Quite Like the NFL 'Randomly' Drug Testing You After a Career Performance
A Proud Nation Congratulates Team USA for the Gold Medals They Were Awarded in Paris Today. In Figure Skating.
'The Enhanced Games,' in Which You Get to Use Whatever PEDs You Want, is Close to Becoming a Reality at Long Last
By a Wild Coincidence, the NFL Posts a Video of Michael Thomas' Insane Deadlift, Then Immediately Schedules a Drug Test
Russia is Holding Its Own Figure Skating Championships Separate from Worlds, Featuring Its Disgraced PED Cheater. That Country is Really Not to Be Trusted.
The Entire Skating World is Furious as Doped-Up Russian Blames Her Positive Test on Her Grandpa's Medicine
15-Year-Old Russian Figure Skater Who Tested Positive for PEDs Gets to Keep Competing. Why? Because She's 15.
A's Outfielder 'Laser' Ramon Laureano Has Been Popped For PEDs And Suspended 80 Games, But Of Course He Has No Idea How They Got In His Body
Will Fuller Announced On Instagram That He Has Been Suspended 6 Games For PEDs Because Of A Substance A Doctor Prescribed To Him
Robinson Cano Has Been Suspended For The 2021 Season After Testing Positive For PEDs And Has To Forfeit His $24 Million Salary
Drive TimeGrand Champion Lamb Under Investigation For Performance Enhancing Drugs. Is Nothing Sacred Anymore
