Zero Blog ThirtyNorth Korean Troops Get Sent To Bolster Russia's War On Ukraine, Immediately Begin "Gorging On Pornography"
Whatever You Do In Life, Do Not Become A Youth Hockey Ref In Russia. Unless You Want To Get Your Ass Kicked
Vladimir Putin Has Lost The Locker Room, Is Reportedly "Dismayed" That His Sons Have Taken to Cosplaying Disney Characters
A Proud Nation Congratulates Team USA for the Gold Medals They Were Awarded in Paris Today. In Figure Skating.
GARY BETTMAN FINALLY LISTENS: The NHL Is Ba In The Olympics In 2026 And 2030 And Canada Is In Trouble
A Bunch of Rich Moscow Celebrities Including 'Putin's Goddaughter' Threw an 'Almost Naked'-Themed Rager With a War Going On. And Russians Have a Problem With it Somehow.
Smoking Hot ex-KGB Agent Straight Out Of A James Bond Movie Says 'Looks Don't Matter' And Will Teach You How To Get Any Man You Want For $200 Per Hour
Elon Musk Once Passed Out In A Meeting With Russians While Trying To Buy Rockets Because He Was Too Fucked Up From Partying In Paris
The Russians Attempted To Land On The Moon This Weekend For The First Time Since 1976 And It Did Not Go Well
Lighten the Fuck Up! Russian President Vladimir Putin Was Kidnapped and Being Held Hostage by Russian Radicals...
The Sports Scandal of the Century Continues as US Figure Skaters are STILL Waiting for Their Olympic Medals 500 Days After Winning
Author Cancels Her Upcoming Book About Fictional Characters Protesting The Soviet Union Because the Cancel Mob Harassed Her For "Lacking Empathy" By Publishing A Book Set In Russia
