Round Earth Enthusiasts Spend $35,000 To Send Flat Earther to Antarctica To See The 24-Hour Sun, Flat Earther Admits Defeat
Mysterious Drones Are Still Flying Over New Jersey, Now Tracking U.S. Coast Guard Vessels, FBI Admits They Have No Idea What's Going On
'We Fucking Suck' - Watching Florida State Fans Melt Down Just Two Games Into The Season Is Hilarious, Perfect College Football Entertainment
Stop Playing With Fire - Lexington Scientists Sent A Message To Space Urging Aliens To Visit The City So They Can See Horses And Drink Bourbon
Mexican Scientists Run Tests on Discovered Alien Corpses and Confirm That They Are Not From Earth (Kind of)
Astrophysics Nerd Reports a "Mysterious Crater" Found on Beach Created by "Cosmic Event", Turns Out it Was Just A Couple Dudes Who Dug A Hole
Las Vegas Family That Claims They Encountered Two 10-Foot Aliens In Their Backyard Produce Groundbreaking Visual Evidence That Basically Proves We've Been Invaded
If There Was a Road To Space You Could Get There With a Car In An Hour and 15 Minutes Without Traffic
The Russians Attempted To Land On The Moon This Weekend For The First Time Since 1976 And It Did Not Go Well
Anyone Who Goes And Looks For Pieces Of This Meteorite (Even If The Reward Pays 25K) Is A Lunatic With No Chance Of Actually Finding A Piece
