Everybody Is Awful: Terrible Baby Names
This week's episode, Everybody Is Awful: Baby Names.
"Have you considered the consequences of naming your baby "Swift," after Taylor Swift? What if she has a fall from grace? What if she turns into a Britney Spears? What if she gets addicted to heroin? Ten years later, she's trying to make a comeback."
"Well, I named my kid after Taylor Swift, when she was really popular. I didn't know this was gonna happen."
"You fuckin' dummy."
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