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Everybody is Awful (Except You)

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Barstool Sports presents Jim Florentine as the host of the Everybody is Awful (Except You) podcast. Jim has recorded six stand-up comedy albums and shot four full-length specials. On television Jim hosted 7 seasons of VH1 Classic's "That Metal Show" as well as lending his voice to the ground breaking "Crank Yankers". On radio Jim has been a regular on The Howard Stern show, the Opie & Anthony show and currently hosts his own program on Sirius. In addition Jim is a best selling author, world-renowned voice over talent, and has been featured in the film's "Beer League" with Artie Lange and "Trainwreck" with Amy Schumer. Subscribe now.

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Awful Baby Names

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<p><strong>This week's episode, Everybody Is Awful: Baby Names.</strong></p><p>"Have you considered the consequences of naming your baby "Swift," after Taylor Swift? What if she has a fall from grace? What if she turns into a Britney Spears? What if she gets addicted to heroin? Ten years later, she's trying to make a comeback."</p><p>"Well, I named my kid after Taylor Swift, when she was really popular. I didn't know this was gonna happen."</p><p>"You fuckin' dummy."</p><p><strong>DL now and Listen:</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1w5yhks" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id427360363"></a></div></div></div><p>Also, don't forget to visit the Barstool Sports Store NOW, and purchase brand new Everybody Is Awful hoodies and tees:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AQ2eLbJ" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_everybody-is-awful-terrible-baby-names&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_everybody-is-awful-terrible-baby-names"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Ekhl7zC" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_everybody-is-awful-terrible-baby-names&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_everybody-is-awful-terrible-baby-names"></a></div></div></div>

Everybody Is Awful: Terrible Baby Names

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