Your Baby Never Said Any Of This
Everybody Is Awful: Facebook Posts with Jim Florentine
KFC suspends “Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan because of Coronavirus. (2:52)
Probably the worst thing I’ve ever read in my life. I would rather read a ransom note if my son was kidnapped. (10:04)
“Attention Dr. Pepper drinkers, I was just told there was going to be a shortage.” (17:42)
I had a fight with super glue …now I can’t use touch-id. Also, my lawn mower didn’t start. (24:48)
A total lie of a story: “Why are they rioting mommy?” (29:22)
“Just read a report that says broccoli is really good for joints.” - You get it? (32:34)
“I’m a mom, my life is so crazy, but my kids love me.” - that kinda post. (36:14)
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An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid
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Your 8-year-old didn't say this
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This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got
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Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts
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Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster
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Would I Go On An Adult Scavenger Hunt?
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Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room
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The Killer Bear? It's Not The Real Story Here
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Jim Florentine Trashes 1-star Yelp! Reviewer
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Who Is Gonna Smile Making Seven Dollars An Hour?
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Just Be Happy You Are Not This Person
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Look Rick, If You Want To Do Anything ...You Have To Wear A Mask
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Women Who Post For Their Husbands On Facebook
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"Can You Feel It?" No, And You Have No Friends
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Why Do Insurance Commercials Try To Be Funny?
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Jim Florentine's Eddie Van Halen Tribute
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The Packers TD Song Is Terrible
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Ok, Who The Fuck Came Up With Tompa Bay?
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I Warned You This Was Coming
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Put Queso In My Face-O
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If You Don't Bring A Shovel To Bury Your Own Shit, It's Not Camping
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DO NOT Let Staff Take Your Temperature
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Nachos Don't Get Enough Attention
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Peanut Butter Should Attract A Man

Your Baby Never Said Any Of This