Your 8-year-old didn't say this
Everybody Is Awful with Jim Florentine, Facebook Games:
Emails (1:42)
This didn’t happen: A new level of adulting (5:42)
This didn’t happen: Your 8-yr-old read an entire book and wrote code in one day (9:58)
“If my wife was a transformer, her name would be Amazon Prime” (12:38)
FB Games (14:13)
Riddle: "If you solve it, you have to post a riddle." No words. None (24:40)
Virtual run …yay (28:12)
“Put your first 6 emojis on how you are handling pandemic …” The perfect storm of the worst shit on Facebook (31:19)
Is it too early to start a halloween playlist? (35:24)
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An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid
Your 8-year-old didn't say this
3This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got
4Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts
5Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster
6Would I Go On An Adult Scavenger Hunt?
7Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room
8The Killer Bear? It's Not The Real Story Here
9Jim Florentine Trashes 1-star Yelp! Reviewer
10Who Is Gonna Smile Making Seven Dollars An Hour?
11Just Be Happy You Are Not This Person
12Look Rick, If You Want To Do Anything ...You Have To Wear A Mask
13Women Who Post For Their Husbands On Facebook
14"Can You Feel It?" No, And You Have No Friends
15Why Do Insurance Commercials Try To Be Funny?
16Jim Florentine's Eddie Van Halen Tribute
17The Packers TD Song Is Terrible
18Ok, Who The Fuck Came Up With Tompa Bay?
19I Warned You This Was Coming
20Put Queso In My Face-O
21If You Don't Bring A Shovel To Bury Your Own Shit, It's Not Camping
22DO NOT Let Staff Take Your Temperature
23Nachos Don't Get Enough Attention
24Peanut Butter Should Attract A Man
25Your Baby Never Said Any Of This