An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid
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An adult woman shared this post, and it’s absolutely stupid: “Grocery challenge, you are only allowed to buy one item with one letter of your last name, watcha’ buyin?” (29:06)
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“No politics, no covid. Post a picture of something RED from your camera roll, let’s have fun.” - Where is the fun, tell me? I will post a picture of a dirty tampon. (16:56)
“No cheating! Brighten my day with the fourth picture in your gallery ...GO!” - The fourth picture in my camera roll is one I accidentally took of the ground. Is that gonna brighten your day? Idiots. (20:53)
An adult woman shared this post, and it’s absolutely stupid: “Grocery challenge, you are only allowed to buy one item with one letter of your last name, watcha’ buyin?” (29:06)
“Will somebody play, pleeaasseee? I’m tired of seeing politics and coronavirus, let’s lighten the mood.” (37:00)
Some comedian did this bit years ago about Coke and Pepsi, and how all the money spent on marketing and advertising doesn’t mean SHIT if the majority of normal people are fine with either one. (43:24)
“Describe your favorite athlete without using their name.” - NO ONE WILL READ YOUR COMMENT OR CARE …EVER. Mine? He holds the NFL record for single-season YPG average, and he killed his wife and a waiter. (45:03)
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