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Awful Inspiration Quotes Part 4

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Yea, I didn't know people weren't perfect. <strong>(17:17)</strong></p><p>“I keep my circle small, and my wall high. Be careful not to underestimate me. Fuck what you heard.” - Whoa, watch out for this guy <strong>(24:31)</strong></p><p>“One morning, she woke up different.” - Rant <strong>(30:22)</strong></p><p>“Hey Jim, every week the managers at my work look up quotes to post on the eraser board in the break room for employees to read. This week’s a quote from Roosevelt. NOBODY reads them.” - Hey boss, I’m just tryna make a spreadsheet. 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<p><strong>Read The Blogs:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2340842/smokeshow-to-the-rescue-for-the-dolphins"><em>Smokeshow To The Rescue For The Dolphins</em></a></p><p><a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/video-podcast/2331442/badass-outs-herself-as-only-a-badass-would"><em>Badass Outs Herself As Only A Badass Would</em></a></p><p><strong>Highlights From This Week's Podcast:</strong></p><p>“Let your heart be your compass” - Yea thanks, if I always listened to my heart ...I would never leave the strip club <strong>(4:25)</strong></p><p>“Yea, sex is nice, but when you haven’t been held in months, sex isn’t what you miss the most.” - Here's a typical guy that is directing a quote at ONE WOMAN only <strong>(14:01)</strong></p><p>“There are no perfect husbands, and no perfect wives, but if you keep believing in each other, there will be plenty of perfect moments in your marriage” - Yuck. Yea, I didn't know people weren't perfect. <strong>(17:17)</strong></p><p>“I keep my circle small, and my wall high. Be careful not to underestimate me. Fuck what you heard.” - Whoa, watch out for this guy <strong>(24:31)</strong></p><p>“One morning, she woke up different.” - Rant <strong>(30:22)</strong></p><p>“Hey Jim, every week the managers at my work look up quotes to post on the eraser board in the break room for employees to read. This week’s a quote from Roosevelt. NOBODY reads them.” - Hey boss, I’m just tryna make a spreadsheet. I’m not trying to win the battle of Gettysburg (40:20)</p><p><strong>Hoodies' & T-Shirts</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/wArkJAI" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_shitty-inspirational-quotes&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_shitty-inspirational-quotes"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1o6kUjV" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_shitty-inspirational-quotes&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_shitty-inspirational-quotes"></a></div></div></div><p><strong>Download The Podcast</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aIvbmr8" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id1495087840"></a></div></div></div>

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