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Next time get a plain pizza; businesses should be allowed to take your "temperament."

Barstool Sports presents Jim Florentine as the host of the Everybody is Awful (Except You) podcast. Jim has recorded six stand-up comedy albums and shot four full-length specials. On television Jim hosted 7 seasons of VH1 Classic's "That Metal Show" as well as lending his voice to the ground breaking "Crank Yankers". On radio Jim has been a regular on The Howard Stern show, the Opie & Anthony show and currently hosts his own program on Sirius. In addition Jim is a best selling author, world-renowned voice over talent, and has been featured in the film's "Beer League" with Artie Lange and "Trainwreck" with Amy Schumer. Subscribe now.

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<p>The people who leave 1-star reviews are controlling, pussy-whipped, entitled, and rotten <strong>(7:09)</strong></p><p>This man eats pizza at a gas station ...frequently. Then he leaves Yelp reviews. That’s like drinking Mad Dogs and leaving wine reviews. <strong>(12:41)</strong></p><p>Remember this, you cannot go wrong ordering a plain pizza pie. <strong>(17:08)</strong></p><p>It’s tough to find plain popcorn anymore. What the fuck is sea salt? I don’t want that salt. <strong>(19:21)</strong></p><p>Man writes in a 1-star review on Starbucks with the exact date and time …like it’s a fuckin' murder <strong>(20:44)</strong></p><p>IHOP tells this woman how life really works<strong> (29:27)</strong></p><p>1-star review for a $19.00 Costco cake fiasco <strong>(32:52)</strong></p><p><strong>Hoodies & T-Shirts</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/077muSO" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_just-order-a-plain-pizza&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_just-order-a-plain-pizza"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/7FPvw66" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63521_101_just-order-a-plain-pizza&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63521_101_just-order-a-plain-pizza"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p><strong>Download & Listen</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aIvbmr8" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id1495087840"></a></div></div></div>

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