Just Order a Plain Pizza
The people who leave 1-star reviews are controlling, pussy-whipped, entitled, and rotten (7:09)
This man eats pizza at a gas station ...frequently. Then he leaves Yelp reviews. That’s like drinking Mad Dogs and leaving wine reviews. (12:41)
Remember this, you cannot go wrong ordering a plain pizza pie. (17:08)
It’s tough to find plain popcorn anymore. What the fuck is sea salt? I don’t want that salt. (19:21)
Man writes in a 1-star review on Starbucks with the exact date and time …like it’s a fuckin' murder (20:44)
IHOP tells this woman how life really works (29:27)
1-star review for a $19.00 Costco cake fiasco (32:52)
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