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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Jim Florentine Lost Out On $9300</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/app.barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/app.barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push((function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","101"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63352"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["podcast","Jim","everybody is awful","florentine"]),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.layout()}))</script><script>var googletag = googletag || {};
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If he wanted to see that, he could go to some dirty strip club in New Jersey that has a bunch of 50-year-olds working there.</p><p>HOWEVA, he did watch the big game and put $1000.00 (on a box, I assume) - and in the second half, Damien Williams scored with 2:44 left on the clock to bring the score to 24-20 in favor of the Chiefs. The 49ers got the ball on the ensuing kickoff, and after failing to convert on 4th down, the Chiefs took over only needing one first down to win the game. The score remained 24-20 and things were looking good for Jim!</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.7777777777777777;width:100%"></p><p>Jimmy Ward misses the tackle on 2nd & 6, and Damien Williams takes it to the house. Score: 31- 20 Chiefs, and $9300.00 GONE in the blink of an eye. In the words of Jim Florentine himself ..."that one hurt."</p><p>To top it all off, Jim is a Dolphins fan, and Damien Williams (actually, half the league is now filled with former Dolphins RB's finding success, but I digress) is a former Dolphin. That team just had to let him down one last time this year. </p><p>Anyway, in another type of bad beat - the state of Iowa is getting absolutely roasted for their inability to calculate ...you know what? I'm not going to even try and explain. Here's Jim:</p><div class="videoPlayer fr-brightcove fr-draggable" contenteditable="false" draggable="true"><div class="bs-videoPlayer"><div class="bs-videoPlayer__container"><iframe title="Jim F on Iowa" src="https://union.barstoolsports.com/embed/brightcove-video/6129597205001?story_id=1797335" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div></div><p>Subscribe to Everybody Is Awful pod now, and don't miss awful slang words this Thursday:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1w5yhks" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id427360363"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div></body></html>

<p>Jim Florentine didn't watch the halftime show, he doesn't need to see a 50-year-old ass. If he wanted to see that, he could go to some dirty strip club in New Jersey that has a bunch of 50-year-olds working there.</p><p>HOWEVA, he did watch the big game and put $1000.00 (on a box, I assume) - and in the second half, Damien Williams scored with 2:44 left on the clock to bring the score to 24-20 in favor of the Chiefs. The 49ers got the ball on the ensuing kickoff, and after failing to convert on 4th down, the Chiefs took over only needing one first down to win the game. The score remained 24-20 and things were looking good for Jim!</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/02/04/66354e5a.jpg?crop=0.90%2C0.90%2Cx0.05%2Cy0.05&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.7777777777777777;width:100%"></p><p>Jimmy Ward misses the tackle on 2nd & 6, and Damien Williams takes it to the house. Score: 31- 20 Chiefs, and $9300.00 GONE in the blink of an eye. In the words of Jim Florentine himself ..."that one hurt."</p><p>To top it all off, Jim is a Dolphins fan, and Damien Williams (actually, half the league is now filled with former Dolphins RB's finding success, but I digress) is a former Dolphin. That team just had to let him down one last time this year. </p><p>Anyway, in another type of bad beat - the state of Iowa is getting absolutely roasted for their inability to calculate ...you know what? I'm not going to even try and explain. Here's Jim:</p><div class="videoPlayer fr-brightcove fr-draggable" contenteditable="false" draggable="true"><div class="bs-videoPlayer"><div class="bs-videoPlayer__container"><iframe title="Jim F on Iowa" src="https://union.barstoolsports.com/embed/brightcove-video/6129597205001?story_id=1797335" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div></div><p>Subscribe to Everybody Is Awful pod now, and don't miss awful slang words this Thursday:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/1w5yhks" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id427360363"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div>

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