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No, I didn't drug an entire bachelor party and lose my best pal, but I did set up my workshop like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="haL5MMs7Y2j1iqZZzqwPSk" style="width:100%;aspect-ratio:1.7777777777777777" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p>Just look at that. Gross. I have virtually no work surface so I sit on the floor like a poor, and I covered that floor with gym mats?! What was I thinking? I took a long ride on a scooter and did some soul-searching and arrived at the conclusion that I must unfuck this unholy disaster before the ghost of Bob Vila comes to haunt me. Bob isn't dead, I know, but the sight of this might kill him. </p><p>I got to work and took a huge first step in making this a workshop instead of a storage shed. There is a lot more to do but as Bob as my witness it will get done and it will be glorious.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>Also, I got a giant 8-foot level and the haters are FURIOUS (I look great btw).</p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="iZ7KPsJXSnzeFR6mtDqhCX" style="width:100%;aspect-ratio:0.5464209780297661" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><p>Bet you can't guess what I'm going to turn it into. Stay tuned to Longtime Toolies on <a href="http://twitter.com/longtimetoolies">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/longtimetoolies">Instagram</a>, and <a href="http://pinterest.com/longtimetoolies">Pinterest</a> to get the breaking news.</p><p></p></body></html>

<p>I fudged up, guys. No, I didn't drug an entire bachelor party and lose my best pal, but I did set up my workshop like a cotton-headed ninny muggins.</p><p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="haL5MMs7Y2j1iqZZzqwPSk" style="width:100%;aspect-ratio:1.7777777777777777" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/yikes.8cd5a7f1.jpg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p>Just look at that. Gross. I have virtually no work surface so I sit on the floor like a poor, and I covered that floor with gym mats?! What was I thinking? I took a long ride on a scooter and did some soul-searching and arrived at the conclusion that I must unfuck this unholy disaster before the ghost of Bob Vila comes to haunt me. Bob isn't dead, I know, but the sight of this might kill him. </p><p>I got to work and took a huge first step in making this a workshop instead of a storage shed. There is a lot more to do but as Bob as my witness it will get done and it will be glorious.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>Also, I got a giant 8-foot level and the haters are FURIOUS (I look great btw).</p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="iZ7KPsJXSnzeFR6mtDqhCX" style="width:100%;aspect-ratio:0.5464209780297661" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/10/09/level.38707076.jpeg?crop=0.51%2C0.70%2Cx0.27%2Cy0.16%2Csafe&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><p>Bet you can't guess what I'm going to turn it into. Stay tuned to Longtime Toolies on <a href="http://twitter.com/longtimetoolies">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://instagram.com/longtimetoolies">Instagram</a>, and <a href="http://pinterest.com/longtimetoolies">Pinterest</a> to get the breaking news.</p><p></p>

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