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Captain Cons

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We Need To Discuss The Most Ridiculous Part Of Christmas Vacation That No One Talks About

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12/5/24 3:15 PM

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The More You Know - NORAD Santa Tracker Started In 1955 By Accident

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12/3/24 9:15 PM

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If You Miss A Flight You Can't Call Yourself An Adult (BONUS: Inarguable Rules For Adults)

If You Miss A Flight You Can't Call Yourself An Adult (BONUS: Inarguable Rules For Adults)

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12/2/24 7:30 PM

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Army Beating ND Will Be American Soup For the Soul On Saturday

Army Beating ND Will Be American Soup For the Soul On Saturday

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11/22/24 8:00 PM

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Navy Dropped Their Army Navy Uniforms And Meh

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11/20/24 8:00 PM

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Army Dropped Their Army/Navy Uniforms And Holy Hell

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11/18/24 7:00 PM

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Definitive List Of Best Thanksgiving Movies

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11/15/24 12:30 AM

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Delusional White Sox Dave Got Bodied And Responded By Challenging Me To Run A Mile...What?

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11/12/24 11:50 PM

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A Veteran's Reflection On Tuesday's Results

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11/6/24 3:15 PM

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Lowes, WaWa, And CVS Gang Up To Ruin Christmas

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10/31/24 4:45 PM

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Army Football Is Very Good And It's About Time People Started Noticing

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10/14/24 7:30 PM

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College Football Needs To Hurry Up And Wait

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10/10/24 4:20 PM

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Tradition Dismissed! Air Force Academy Cadets Quitting On Football Team

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Big T's Willingness To Skip A Sibling's Wedding To Watch College Football Is Childish Behavior

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8/14/24 6:06 PM

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The Rock's Tag Team With The US Army Laid An $11 Million Dollar Smackdown On Recruiting Efforts...In A Bad Way

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7/31/24 2:50 PM

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There Is One College Dominating Athletic Recruiting Right Now And It's Honestly Not Shocking

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6/27/24 3:10 PM

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Men Taking Care Of Their Own Lawn Is Peak Manhood And Other Man Things

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6/18/24 4:30 PM

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D-Day Takes On New Meaning On 80th Anniversary

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The Heisman Fraternity Is Cooler Than The Masters Fraternity And I'm Shocked If You Think Otherwise

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4/24/24 3:20 PM

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Me Forgiving Rico Bosco Might've Been A Mistake

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3/19/24 2:30 PM

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Army Lacrosse Is The #1 Team In The Country So Either Get On Board Rooting For America's Team Or Leave

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3/14/24 3:10 PM

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Jason Kelce Should Have Worn Sleeves

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Taylor Swift Is The United States' Department Of Defense Greatest Asset That We Are Fumbling

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Masters Of The Air Roundtable Discussion - Episodes 1 & 2 - Feat Chaps, Chief, Cons, N. Smokes, and Raccoon Boy

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Chaps Having A Rifle In The Chicago Office Is A BAD Idea That Will End Poorly

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