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Captain Cons

Co Host of Zero Blog Thirty. Barstool Breakfast’s favorite cousin. Did you know I played football at West Point? Beat Navy.

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Paul Finebaum And Joel Klatt Owe Me An Apology For Their Blasphemous Statements On Army Navy

Paul Finebaum And Joel Klatt Owe Me An Apology For Their Blasphemous Statements On Army Navy

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Zero Blog Thirty Final Episode - Mission Complete

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1/15/25 3:20 PM

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Re-do The Golden Globes And Give Jerry Jones An Award For His Guest Spot On Landman

Re-do The Golden Globes And Give Jerry Jones An Award For His Guest Spot On Landman

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Best Of 2024 - Big T's Willingness To Skip A Sibling's Wedding To Watch College Football Is Childish Behavior

Best Of 2024 - Big T's Willingness To Skip A Sibling's Wedding To Watch College Football Is Childish Behavior

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12/26/24 9:00 PM

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Best Of 2024 - Men Taking Care Of Their Own Lawn Is Peak Manhood And Other Man Things

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12/23/24 2:00 PM

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We Need To Discuss The Most Ridiculous Part Of Christmas Vacation That No One Talks About

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12/5/24 3:15 PM

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The More You Know - NORAD Santa Tracker Started In 1955 By Accident

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12/3/24 9:15 PM

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If You Miss A Flight You Can't Call Yourself An Adult (BONUS: Inarguable Rules For Adults)

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12/2/24 7:30 PM

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Army Beating ND Will Be American Soup For the Soul On Saturday

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11/22/24 8:00 PM

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Navy Dropped Their Army Navy Uniforms And Meh

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11/20/24 8:00 PM

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Army Dropped Their Army/Navy Uniforms And Holy Hell

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11/18/24 7:00 PM

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Definitive List Of Best Thanksgiving Movies

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11/15/24 12:30 AM

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Delusional White Sox Dave Got Bodied And Responded By Challenging Me To Run A Mile...What?

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11/12/24 11:50 PM

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A Veteran's Reflection On Tuesday's Results

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11/6/24 3:15 PM

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Lowes, WaWa, And CVS Gang Up To Ruin Christmas

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10/31/24 4:45 PM

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Army Football Is Very Good And It's About Time People Started Noticing

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10/14/24 7:30 PM

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College Football Needs To Hurry Up And Wait

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10/10/24 4:20 PM

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Tradition Dismissed! Air Force Academy Cadets Quitting On Football Team

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The Rock's Tag Team With The US Army Laid An $11 Million Dollar Smackdown On Recruiting Efforts...In A Bad Way

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7/31/24 2:50 PM

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There Is One College Dominating Athletic Recruiting Right Now And It's Honestly Not Shocking

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6/27/24 3:10 PM

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D-Day Takes On New Meaning On 80th Anniversary

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The Heisman Fraternity Is Cooler Than The Masters Fraternity And I'm Shocked If You Think Otherwise

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4/24/24 3:20 PM

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Me Forgiving Rico Bosco Might've Been A Mistake

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3/19/24 2:30 PM

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Army Lacrosse Is The #1 Team In The Country So Either Get On Board Rooting For America's Team Or Leave

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3/14/24 3:10 PM

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Jason Kelce Should Have Worn Sleeves

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