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Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette Beats The Brakes Off Of That Rat Bastard, Blooper

Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette Beats The Brakes Off Of That Rat Bastard, Blooper

Jordie

5/17/24 3:30 PM

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Question For The Stoolies: How Much Do You Think Minor League Baseball Mascots Get Paid?

Question For The Stoolies: How Much Do You Think Minor League Baseball Mascots Get Paid?

Dante

4/25/24 8:10 PM

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It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

Reags

3/13/24 5:50 PM

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Timberwolves Inflatable Mascots Deliver One Of The Most Beautiful And Awe-Inspiring Performances Of The 21st Century

Timberwolves Inflatable Mascots Deliver One Of The Most Beautiful And Awe-Inspiring Performances Of The 21st Century

Jordie

11/29/23 2:40 PM

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Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

Jordie

9/25/23 8:30 PM

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The Dog WalkThe 20 Most Famous Company Mascots of All Time

Eddie

4/10/23 9:00 PM

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An AI Program Generated Methodical Creature Mascots For Every NFL Team, And The Results Are Spectacular

Matt Fitzgerald

Matt Fitzgerald

4/5/23 7:30 PM

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Florida Panthers Open Investigation After Their Mascot Gets Dummied By A Lightning Fan

Jordie

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Twisted HistorySometimes Kids Don't Suck

Large

11/21/22 6:10 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsThe Seattle Kraken's New Mascot, Buoy, Might Be The Ugliest Of All-Time

Rear Admiral

10/5/22 1:50 PM

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Barstool Units Episode LXVI July 26, 2022: The Heat is On

Frank The Tank

7/27/22 12:30 AM

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The USFL Unveiled Their New Mascots And They Are Exactly What You Expect

Coach Duggs

Coach Duggs

4/12/22 9:20 PM

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First Time Long TimeIt's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is

Jordie

12/14/21 3:40 PM

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Iona And Hofstra Hoops Are Having Their Mascots Play Rock, Paper, Scissors To Determine Who Gets A Home Game This Year And It's AWESOME

Reags

11/2/20 9:40 PM

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Ranking College Football's Best Mascots on National Mascot Day

Big Tennessee

6/17/20 5:55 PM

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Lights Camera BarstoolDebating Fictional Basketball Matchups (Vol. 04) With Trillballins, Trill Withers, KB & Nick, Coley, and More

Jeff D Lowe

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Barstool ViralYour Brain After Betting On Random College Basketball All Season

Barstool Viral

Barstool Viral

3/6/20 6:40 PM

The Worst Mascots of All Time

Nick

2/17/20 7:50 PM

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Barstool ChicagoIf Gritty Wants To Go After Someone His Own Size Tommy Hawk Will Be Waiting For Him At The All-Star Game

Chief

1/22/20 9:50 PM

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Barstool ViralThe Top 30 NCAA Mascots (Replacement Homonym Edition)

1/14/20 10:33 PM

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Going DeepMascots Beating Up Small Children Is Always Funny

Coley Mick

Coley Mick

12/15/19 8:08 PM

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Robin Lopez Will Not Stop Beating The Shit Out Of NBA Mascots

Greenie

11/7/19 3:39 AM

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Mickstape#Mickstape Grimace: Behind the Music feat. Wendell Carter Jr

Trill Withers

Trill Withers

10/1/19 4:33 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsTommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 30 - The Thrill Of Daring Cars To Hit You

Tommy Smokes

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People Beating Up Mascots Is Hilarious

Robbie Fox

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