The New Pope's Brother Was Forced To Address Claims That The Pope Is A Cubs Fan And Informed The World That Pope Leo Is Actually A White Sox Fan (BONUS - The Chicago Pope Memes Are Out Of Control)
Destiny: The New Pope Is An American From Chicago, Who Went To Villanova And Has Everyone Thinking It's The Knicks Year
Scouting: There's A Report That Some Of The Newer Cardinals Did Research By Watching 'Conclave' Before The Actual Conclave Started
The Vatican Is About to Drop "Guidelines" and "Instructions" For "Apparitions', and Other Supernatural Phenomena"
It's A HUGE Day For Catholics Everywhere As Marty Scorsese Has Received Pope Francis' Blessing To Make A Jesus Movie
Barstool ChicagoDid You Know Jesus Is Set To Return Next Monday? And Sources Claim He Won't Be Happy. We're Officially (Allegedly) On The Doomsday Clock.
Hard FactorHard Factor 10/22: Twitter In The Soft Corner, Big Pharma Goes Down, The Social Dilemma Critique, Pre-Debate Talk With NBC's Brian Fichera
Drive TimeThe Popemobile Ain't Got Shit On This South Philly Priest Going Around Blessing People In The Back Of A Toyota Tacoma
The World Is Freaking Out Because The Pope Literally Disappeared (Like *Actually* Vanished) On Live Television
Take This Info However You Want: The Pope Was Given A Signed Patrick Mahomes Jersey And Seemed THRILLED About It
