Sperm Racing Is Officially A Sport! Next Week Thousands Of People Will Gather For a Sperm Race Between USC & UCLA At The L.A. Palladium
Drama in Antarctica: There is a Group of Scientists Trapped on a Remote Base, "Living in Fear" With a Crew Member Who Has Allegedly Assaulted One Colleague and Threatened to Kill Another
Proud Father Bryan Johnson (The Man Who Wants to Live Forever) Tweeted Out His 19-Year Old Son's Overnight Erection Statistics
Round Earth Enthusiasts Spend $35,000 To Send Flat Earther to Antarctica To See The 24-Hour Sun, Flat Earther Admits Defeat
New Scientific Analysis of the Shroud of Turin Might Be Revealing the Greatest Discovery in Human History
Dynasty: A Bunch Of People Came Together For A Study And Declared Jennifer Lopez Officially Has The Best Butt In The World
Scientists Discovered That Coin Tosses Do NOT Actually Have A 50/50 Chance Of Landing On Heads Or Tails
A Bunch Of Idiot Scientists Declared That Beer Goggles Are Not Real And Alcohol Does Not Make People Appear More Attractive
Astronomers Think Aliens Will Reply To A 40-Year Old Message TODAY, Apparently Have No Idea Aliens Are Already Here On Earth
Rough N' RowdyScience Shows Watching Rough N Rowdy Boosts Testosterone: Also Exclusive on a Special Guest
We Need To Come Together As A Country And Fight This Report Claiming Americans Don't Love Ice Cream Anymore
You Gotta Be Shitting Me! A Group Of Doctors Swallowed Lego Pieces To Test How Long It Takes To Poop Them Out
