Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team
Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever
WE GOT HIM: US Soccer Federation Did The Smart Thing And Mauricio Pochettino Is The Next USMNT Head Coach
It's Getting So Goddamn Annoying Watching The US Men's Soccer Team Suck Against A Team With Any Sort Of Talent When Games Matter
Thierry Henry And Patrick Vieria Are The Latest Names Rumored To Land The USMNT Job, Time To Start Figuring Out What The Hell Is Real
THIS IS NOT A DRILL - Mauricio Pochettino Is Officially A Candidate For The USMNT Job, US Soccer Federation Needs To Do Whatever It Takes Now
Gareth Soutgate Is Out As England's Manager, People Already Freaking Out That He's Going To Be The Next USMNT Coach
SEE YA: Gregg Berhalter Is Finally Fired As USMNT's Manager After Embarrassing The USA, Leading A Complete Failure At Copa America
BERHALTER OUT NOW: US Soccer Is Waiting A Week, Making Itself Look Dumber For Not Firing Gregg Berhalter As Jesse Marsch Keeps Winning
America's Soccer Savior: Tim Howard Is Willing To Fly To Spain Himself, Believes He Can Convince Jurgen Klopp To Be Our Next Manager
There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic
US Soccer Is An Embarrassment. It's Time To Finally Fire Gregg Berhalter And Make This A Team Worth A Damn
This Dogshit Loss Is More Proof Gregg Berhalter Needs To Be Fired - Even Though Panama Purposely Hurt Our Goalie, Turned The Match Into A Fight
Talkin Soccer - Tim Weah Knows He's Part Of The USMNT Golden Generation, But They Can't Fuck Up Copa America Or It's All Pointless
Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now
It's Called Soccer: US Star Weston McKennie Wins Coppa Italia With Juventus, World Finds Out He's Apparently Dating A Rival's Sister
Dos A Cero. A Brawl In The Stands - USMNT Once Again Embarrassed Mexico, Reminded Them They Simply Can't Compete With Our Golden Generation
We All Should Be Talking About The USMNT's Match, Easily The Most Insane Ending And Story In All Of Sports Yesterday
Check The Timestamps: US Soccer Player Duncan McGuire's Deal To Play In England Was Denied Because The Team Forgot To Hit Submit On The Paperwork