'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him
Good Times: USMNT Looks Like Complete Garbage Against Mexico, Now Mauricio Pochettino Is Begging Fans For Patience So He Can Fix The Disaster
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
Play To The Whistle: Dude From Chile Steals The Ball And Scores As Bolivia's Goalie Ruptures His Achilles, Starts A Brouhaha Over 'Fair Play'
It's Getting So Goddamn Annoying Watching The US Men's Soccer Team Suck Against A Team With Any Sort Of Talent When Games Matter
Thierry Henry And Patrick Vieria Are The Latest Names Rumored To Land The USMNT Job, Time To Start Figuring Out What The Hell Is Real
THIS IS NOT A DRILL - Mauricio Pochettino Is Officially A Candidate For The USMNT Job, US Soccer Federation Needs To Do Whatever It Takes Now
Gareth Soutgate Is Out As England's Manager, People Already Freaking Out That He's Going To Be The Next USMNT Coach
SEE YA: Gregg Berhalter Is Finally Fired As USMNT's Manager After Embarrassing The USA, Leading A Complete Failure At Copa America
Good To See FIFA Come To Its Senses And Take The 2026 World Cup Final Away From Jerry World, Puts It In A Place Where Winners Reside - MetLife Stadium
The USMNT Is Doomed With The 2026 World Cup Final Being Held At The Dumbest Place Possible - Jerry World
Jesse Marsch Destroyed The USMNT For Not Having A Signature Win, But Really Just Showed How Idiotic We Are For Re-Hiring Gregg Berhalter
A True Nightmare: Not One, But Two Cross-Country Skiers Suffered From A Frozen Penis During A Recent World Cup Race
This Report Detailing How Saudi Arabia Landed The 2034 World Cup Is A Hilarious Look At How FIFA Works As The Most Corrupt Organization On The Planet
Gregg Berhalter Is Still Ruining Soccer For The Entire Country, Needs To Be Fired In Order To Give Us Any Chance Of Success
Our American Soccer Nightmare Is Over: Gregg Berhalter Finally Decided To Talk To Gio Reyna, Bringing Him Back To Team USA
Important Relationship Update: Gregg Berhalter Decided To Stop Acting Like A Loser And Finally Talked To Gio Reyna
Notorious American Soccer Hero Christian Pulisic Has The Perfect Plan To Fix Soccer In The USA - Make Goals Worth 7 Points
Nikola Jokic Will Never Miss An Opportunity To Rip His Shirt Off And Get Drunk As Hell In Serbian Bars
Things Get Even More Embarrassing For Team USA After They Also Lose To Canada And Don't Even Medal At The FIBA World Cup
