There Is Currently Crisis In Europe Due To A Guinness Beer Shortage, And Pubs In England Are Being Rationed, Fearing "It Could Cripple Them"
Control The Narrative: Pro Darts Player Tries To Claim He Did Not Fart Around His Opponent Nor Did He Shart. Blames The Velcro He Was Wearing
Wrexham Fans Gave New Birmingham City Owner, Tom Brady, A Nice Warm Welcome By Singing "Who The Fuck Are You?"
This Video of Banksy's Famous "Girl with Balloon" Being Stolen from a London Art Exhibit is Almost Certainly The Start of an Outrageous Banksy Stunt That Will Make Him Millions of Dollars
BREAKING (apparently): Chelsea Confirms That Cole Palmer Has Withdrawn From The England National Team
'Bunch Of Dickheads. I Fucking Love Beating People Like That' - This Soccer Manager Needs To Teach Coaches Across The World How To Do Interviews
Incredible Level Of Hate - Scottish People Went Nuts During A Calvin Harris Concert When He Announced Spain Scored Against England
Gareth Soutgate Is Out As England's Manager, People Already Freaking Out That He's Going To Be The Next USMNT Coach
It's Never Coming Home - This Insane Save, Whole Sequence To Give Spain The Euro 2024 Title Is Going To Haunt England For Years
Everything To Play For: Declan Rice Has No Idea How To Drink A Beer, Promises To Have His First One If England Wins Euros
They're Calling This Girl The "Wholesome Hawk Tuah" After Her Street Interview When England Reached The Euro Final
AWESOME: The Killers Stopped Their Concert In London To Livestream The England Match, Play Mr. Brightside At The Final Whistle As Everyone Lost Their Minds
It's Coming Home: England Fans Are So Fed Up With Gareth Southgate They Started Launching Drinks At Him On The Field
Good Luck: German Authorities Tried To Convince England Fans To Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer Today Because Of The Heat (It's 84 Degrees)
Daniel Sturridge Was In Hell Listening To Alexi Lalas Use Justin Timberlake Lyrics To Explain England's Disaster Of A Match
German Police Have Warned English Fans Not To Do The "10 German Bombers" World War II Chant During This Summer's European Championship
Guys Being Dudes: Portsmouth's Captain Attempts An Inspirational Speech After Getting Promoted, Teammate Interrupts It To Moon The Crowd
British People Have No Idea How To Handle Adam Sandler Showing Up To London Gyms And Dominating Them In Hoops While His Finest Polo Shirt
Check The Timestamps: US Soccer Player Duncan McGuire's Deal To Play In England Was Denied Because The Team Forgot To Hit Submit On The Paperwork
Hell Of A Night: Man U's Marcus Rashford Was Apparently Fined Over $600,000 For Calling In Sick After Going On A '12-Hour Tequila Bender'
