Pathetic: The NFL Fined Joe Mixon $25k For Something He Didn't Say, He Thinks They'll Fine Him Again Because Connor McDavid Cross Checked An Opponent
'We Knew It Was Going To Be Us Against The Refs Going Into This Game' - Will Anderson Doesn't Give A Damn About Getting Fined, Promptly Calls Out The Refs
Hot Start: It Took Exactly One Play For The Texans Kris Boyd To Get A Penalty, Shove His Special Teams Coach And Lose His Goddamn Mind
Team Guy: Diontae Johnson Reportedly Threw A Fit In The Locker Room About His Role After The Texans Playoff Win, Waived 3 Days Later
'I Ain't Making No Threats, I'm Making Promises' - Texans DT Tim Settle Warns Patrick Mahomes Before Their Game, Clearly Forgets About The Chiefs Voodoo
Always Go Low: Stefon Diggs Will Never Let Shit Go Because He'll 'Never Be The Bigger Person And Isn't 'With The Football Tough Guy Shit'
Sean McDermott Had One Of The Most Asinine, Embarrassing Coaching Decisions In The NFL And Deserves All The Blame For The Bills Loss
'I'm Just Happy That I'm On This Side Now' - Joe Mixon Sounds Thrilled To Be Out Of The Bengals Offense, Thinks He's Appreciated On The Texans
'Like I Forgot How To Fucking Play Football?' - Stefon Diggs Finally Admitted He Wasn't Having Fun, Needed To Leave Buffalo After His Stats Declined Last Year
CJ Stroud Willing To Stir Things Up With Aaron Rodgers, Openly Tell Shit-Talking Stories And Admit He Was Mad At The Panthers Is Good For The NFL
Smart Move: JJ Watt Told Demeco Ryans He'll Come Out Of Retirement And Play For The Texans If The Team Decides To Call Him
Rivalries Never Die: The Titans Apparently Made The Texans Agree To Only Use A Certain Percentage Of 'H-Town Blue' In Their New Jerseys
Normal Day In The NFL: The Texans Don't Have A Kicker So They Are Going For 2 Every Time And Are Using A Backup Running Back To Do Kickoffs
Desmond Ridder Is So Ass That Texans DB Jimmie Ward Basically Said Houston Knows He Can't Throw The Ball
Pardon My TakePardon My Take And Texans Head Coach DeMeco Ryans Have Decided On The Perfect Way To Stop The Tush Push
After He Endured A Torn ACL And Leukemia, It's Pretty Awesome To See John Metchie Showing Out At Texans Camp
