New Independent Poll Shows That 52% of Ohio State Fans Prefer to Be Considered Pathetic Cowards And Blame Getting Physically Mauled By Michigan on Sign Stealing Rather than Being Men and Admitting They Just Got Pummeled.
I Haven't Seen A Michigan Man Cry His Eyes Out Like Juwan Howard At His Press Conference Since, Well, You Know
Michigan Football's "Director Of Performance" Arrested For DUI At 11:50 AM On A Monday And Told Police Officer He'd "Put Him In A Wheelchair"
Jim Harbaugh Responds To Critics Of His Satellite Camps: "In His America You're Allowed To Cross State Borders"
