Life Is All About Achieving Goals - Like This Couple Who Has A Dream Of Having Sex At All Seven Of America's Natural Wonders
Happy New Year, Pedos! A Judge Has Ordered the Release of 177 Names on Jeffrey Epstein's Clients List.
57 Year Old Elizabeth Hurley Rung In The New Year By Reminding Everyone That She Is The World's Preeminent Top-Tier Smoke
Barstool ChicagoWet Blanket Ryan Seacrest "Praises CNN" For Attempting to Rein In Andy Cohen's Drinking On New Years Eve. Andy Cohen Tells Everyone To Get Fucked, Because He Still Plans On "Torching The Place"
HAPPY NEW YEAR: Scientists Are Warning That The "Doomsday" Glacier In Antarctica Could Collapse Soon And Then We Are All FUCKED
Chaps and Kate"By Whatever Means Necessary": Florida Woman Threatens McDonald's Workers For Sauce Packets
Mayor de Blasio Was VERY Upset That Domino's Charged People In Times Square $30 A Pie On New Years Eve
Drive TimeFurious Father Demands Refund From Hotel He Took His Family On Vacation To For Hosting A Giant Swingers Party That Same Night
Mickstape20 Years Ago People Were LOSING THEIR GODDAMN MINDS Thinking The World Was About To End Because Of Y2K
