'Don't Call Them Cinderella, Call Them National Champs' - Vermont Soccer Pulled Off A Miracle, Won The National Title On An Awesome Walk-Off Goal
'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him
'Honestly, It's The Coach' - Tim Weah Has United All Of US Soccer Fans By Seemingly Insulting Gregg Berhalter And His Terrible Style One Last Time
Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys
Talkin Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Unstoppable And Mauricio Pochettino Showed Why We Finally Have A Reason To Believe In The USMNT
The US Finally Has A Real Soccer Coach: It Took All Of ONE (1) Match For Mauricio Pochettino To Snap The Saddest And Most Pathetic USMNT Stats
'Protect This Fucking Guy Out There' - Matt Turner Knows Christian Pulisic Is Captain America, Begging Other US Players To Be Enforcers
Call of The Year in College Soccer: Stanford Walks Off Notre Dame With The Rare Midfield Buzzer Beater, Sending The Announcer Into Orgasm
Soccer Tough: Barcelona's Pau Cubarsi Gets 10 Stitches After Getting Kicked In The Face, Would Do It Again Because 'Everything For The Badge'
The World Finding Out Mats Hummels Is Now Dating Model Nicola Cavanis Was Easily The Biggest Win During The Ballon d'Or Ceremony
Jogo Bonito: Giusy Meloni Put On A Juggling Show During A Match, Joins Christian Pulisic As The True Superstar Of Serie A
Leader: French Soccer Team President Went On TV Right After Losing 5-0 To Publicly Fire Their Coach And Tell The Players It Was All Their Fault
Good Times: USMNT Looks Like Complete Garbage Against Mexico, Now Mauricio Pochettino Is Begging Fans For Patience So He Can Fix The Disaster
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
It's Called Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Now Destroying Serie A, Shushing Rival Fans And Reminding Everyone He's Captain America
Bring This Tradition To America: An Italian Soccer Team's Giant Flamingo Mascot Joined The Players To Get Scolded By Fans After Losing 4-0
'Te Gusto?' - Eva Murati Ended Her Social Media Break By Reminding The Internet She's A Superstar In The Making
Play To The Whistle: Dude From Chile Steals The Ball And Scores As Bolivia's Goalie Ruptures His Achilles, Starts A Brouhaha Over 'Fair Play'
Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team
Anything For A Win: Italian Soccer Manager Rushes The Field To Prevent A Goal, Has No Idea Why He Was Given A Red Card
Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever
Do You Believe In Miracles: The Country Of San Marino Pulls Off The Upset Of The Year By Winning For The First Time In 140 Matches (20 Years)
