America's Soccer Savior: Tim Howard Is Willing To Fly To Spain Himself, Believes He Can Convince Jurgen Klopp To Be Our Next Manager
There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic
US Soccer Is An Embarrassment. It's Time To Finally Fire Gregg Berhalter And Make This A Team Worth A Damn
This Dogshit Loss Is More Proof Gregg Berhalter Needs To Be Fired - Even Though Panama Purposely Hurt Our Goalie, Turned The Match Into A Fight
End Of An Era: Hate Everything About The Fact Alex Morgan Was Left Off The Olympic Roster, Missing Her First Major Tournament Since 2008
It's Coming Home: England Fans Are So Fed Up With Gareth Southgate They Started Launching Drinks At Him On The Field
Good Luck: German Authorities Tried To Convince England Fans To Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer Today Because Of The Heat (It's 84 Degrees)
Never Go Against Family: Italy's Manager Went Nuts In His Press Conference, Accusing Someone On The Team Being A Mole, Leaking Info To The Press
Sad Times: The Brits Are Freaking Out Because Birmingham City (Tom Brady's Club) Wanted To Play A League One Match Against Wrexham In The US
Talkin Soccer - Tim Weah Knows He's Part Of The USMNT Golden Generation, But They Can't Fuck Up Copa America Or It's All Pointless
Silver Lining For Italy Fans After Losing To Spain: Giusy Meloni Isn't Nervous One Bit About The Team Still Making A Run At Euro 2024
Daniel Sturridge Was In Hell Listening To Alexi Lalas Use Justin Timberlake Lyrics To Explain England's Disaster Of A Match
Bagpipes. Drinking Bars Dry. Getting Naked To Jump In A River. Scotland Fans Are Dominating The Euros, Need Them In Every Major Tournament
Pretty Jealous That Eva Murati Had A Front Row Seat To Croatia/Albania - Easily The Most Entertaining Match At The Euros So Far
Landon Donovan's Hair Transplant Is Coming In Great, Why Do You Ask? (Bonus: His Texts Where He Realizes The World Saw The Disaster)
Slovakia Pulls Off The Biggest Upset (By FIFA Rankings) In Euro History, Officially Ends Any 'Golden Generation' Talk For Belgium Soccer
Starting To Think Netherlands Has No Chance To Win Euro 2024 After Their Manager Got Caught Eating Boogers On The Bench
Mental Warfare: Albania Fans Are Lining The Streets Of Germany And Snapping Spaghetti In Front Of Italians Before Their Euro 2024 Match
Always Be Ready: Portugal's Goalie Jose Sa Laid Out Some Jackass Who Tried Running Onto The Field During Their Practice
German Police Have Warned English Fans Not To Do The "10 German Bombers" World War II Chant During This Summer's European Championship
Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now
Negotiation Masterclass: Rob McElhenney Is Trying To Convince Gareth Bale To Sign With Wrexham By Offering Him The Ability To Skip Practice To Go Golf