'Felt And Saw Things That We Shouldn't Think About' - Belgian Triathlete Is Furious At The Olympics For Making Them Swim In The Disgusting Seine River
'No Regrets, Vomited 10 Times' - Canadian Triathlete Tyler Mislawchuk With The Quote Of The Olympics After Leaving It All On The Street During His Race
Shit Show - US Triathlete Is Exposing Himself To More E. coli To Prepare Himself For Racing In The Disgusting River Seine (If It Even Happens)
Some Poor Bastard Was Leading A Triathlon Right Until The Very End Before Falling At The Finish Line After Looking Back To See If Anyone Was Coming
Barstool ChicagoToday Is The Big Day! Chris Nikic Becomes The First Person With Special Needs to Complete The Grueling Ironman Triathlon.
Beef Johnston and John Daly Are Currently In Talks With Boo Weekley And Steven Bowditch To Face Off In A Birdie, Beer And Beef Triathlon
