Soccer Tough: Barcelona's Pau Cubarsi Gets 10 Stitches After Getting Kicked In The Face, Would Do It Again Because 'Everything For The Badge'
'I Fucking Shit On Your Mother' - Barcelona Manager Xavi Reportedly Played It Calm, Cool And Collected To The Refs During Their Most Recent Match
Courts Ruled The Dumbass European Soccer Super League Can Be Played, Will Fail Miserably (Again) After A Bunch Of Clubs Refused To Play In It
Every NBA Team Should Be Tanking For Mohamed Dabone, A Freak 6'9" 12-Year Old Who Is Kicking Everyone's Ass In Europe
Jabari Parker Suggests He Left The NBA For Barcelona Because It's A "Watered Down" League And Totally Not Because No Team Wanted To Sign Him
Do Not Fuck With Swifties: Taylor Swift Fans Are Flooding Soccer's Golden Boy Award Votes After Finding Out Alejandro Balde Said He Didn't Like Her Music
Power Move: Ilkay Gundogan's Wife Reportedly Convinced Him To Leave Man City For Barcelona Because She Hated Living In Manchester
You Can't Look More Pathetic Than FC Barcelona, Who Released A Statement Crying About Messi Picking Inter Miami Over Them
AMERICA: Messi Is Reportedly Turning Down A BILLION Dollars And Joining Inter Miami Thanks To This 'Unprecedented Contract' From The MLS
Barcelona And Inter Miami Are Reportedly Trying To Form An Alliance To Block Messi From Signing A (Roughly) Billion Dollar Deal In Saudi Arabia
Not On Our Watch: Espanyol Fans Stormed The Field To Fight Barcelona Players For Having The Audacity To Celebrate Winning La Liga
Nothing To See Here: PSG Suspended Messi For 2 Weeks After He Took An Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia (Wink, Wink)
'You're A Fucking Disgrace. I Shit On Your Prostitute Mother.' - Pique, Going All Out And Getting A Red Card In His Final Barcelona Match
Tough Day: Barcelona Gets Eliminated From Champions League, Lose Out On Millions Of Dollars And Gets Trolled By All Of Twitter
Hilarious Revenge - Shakira Is Reportedly Close To A Deal With Barcelona That Would Have Her Ex Wear Her Name On His Jersey
Living Good: 18-Year Old Star Gavi Signs Massive Contract Extension, Promptly Has A Girl Sliding Her Number During An Autograph Session
The Biggest Lie Ever Told: Two Months Ago Gerard Pique Claimed Being Whistled At By Rival Fans Was Better Than Sex
Barcelona's Manager Took Full Blame ... Wait, Nope. He Blamed The Team's Fans For The Reason They Lost To The 9th Best German Team
This Spanish TV Show Lost Their Shit Over A Barcelona Player Committing The Heinous Act Of ... Watching A Netflix Show After A Loss
COACH FIGHT: Barcelona And Villarreal's Managers Apparently Had To Have Police Break Them Up During An Argument In The Tunnel
T's And P's - Xavi Is Reportedly Banning Pique From Taking Private Trips And Wants To Control Players Social Media Accounts
Barcelona Introduced Xavi As Its New Manager The Only Correct Way - Blasting 'Another One Bites The Dust' Through The Stadium
European Soccer Fans Are Batshit Crazy Part 432,059: Bunch Of Pissed Off Barcelona Fans Surround Manager's Car After Losing To Real Madrid
This Spanish TV Personality Losing His Shit And Ranting About Messi Leaving Barcelona Is The Definition Of Electric
