America's Soccer Savior: Tim Howard Is Willing To Fly To Spain Himself, Believes He Can Convince Jurgen Klopp To Be Our Next Manager
There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic
US Soccer Is An Embarrassment. It's Time To Finally Fire Gregg Berhalter And Make This A Team Worth A Damn
This Dogshit Loss Is More Proof Gregg Berhalter Needs To Be Fired - Even Though Panama Purposely Hurt Our Goalie, Turned The Match Into A Fight
End Of An Era: Hate Everything About The Fact Alex Morgan Was Left Off The Olympic Roster, Missing Her First Major Tournament Since 2008
Get The Adrenaline Flowing: US Runner Kendall Ellis Got Locked In A Bathroom Before Her Race, Ran Her Best Time Ever To Qualify For The Olympics
The U.S. Told the Paris Olympics Organizers To Go Fuck Themselves and Their Environmental Plan Because We're Bringing Air Conditioners for Our Athletes
Rock, Flag And Eagle: Michael Phelps Is Begging USA To Destroy Every Single Australian Swimmer At The Olympics After Hearing Them Try To Talk Shit
Talkin Soccer - Tim Weah Knows He's Part Of The USMNT Golden Generation, But They Can't Fuck Up Copa America Or It's All Pointless
Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now
More Proof Basketball Players Are The Best Athletes: Former NBA Player Chase Budinger Clinched A Spot On The US Olympic Beach Volleyball Team
Navy Women's Lacrosse Singing Toby Keith's "Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue" Has Me Fired All The Fucking Way Up
Team USA Water Polo Has Recruited Flavor Flav to Help Lead Them to Gold + Other Celebrities Olympic Teams Should Attach Themselves To
The Justice Department Has Finally Moved To Reclassify Marijuana To A Lower Class Than Heroin And Ecstasy
It's Called Soccer: US Star Weston McKennie Wins Coppa Italia With Juventus, World Finds Out He's Apparently Dating A Rival's Sister
The Northern Lights Were Visible All Across The United States Last Night And Could Be Back Tonight As Well
Mission Accomplished - USA Dropped A Hype Video For The Olympics Comparing Us To The Dream Team, Rest Of The World Is Already Scared