'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him
The 4 Nations Face-Off Rosters Have All Been Released, And We Finally Have Best-On-Best International Hockey Back In Our Lives
'Honestly, It's The Coach' - Tim Weah Has United All Of US Soccer Fans By Seemingly Insulting Gregg Berhalter And His Terrible Style One Last Time
Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys
Talkin Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Unstoppable And Mauricio Pochettino Showed Why We Finally Have A Reason To Believe In The USMNT
The US Finally Has A Real Soccer Coach: It Took All Of ONE (1) Match For Mauricio Pochettino To Snap The Saddest And Most Pathetic USMNT Stats
'Protect This Fucking Guy Out There' - Matt Turner Knows Christian Pulisic Is Captain America, Begging Other US Players To Be Enforcers
Good Times: USMNT Looks Like Complete Garbage Against Mexico, Now Mauricio Pochettino Is Begging Fans For Patience So He Can Fix The Disaster
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
Sam Burns Begging Canada To Boo Him, Tom Kim Turning Into Enemy Number 1 - The Presidents Cup Has Finally Turned Into A Real Rivalry
Mustache vs Mullet: It's Only Right For Team USA To Bring In Fluff Cowan, Steal The Show Back From Min Woo Lee Before The Presidents Cup
It's Called Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Now Destroying Serie A, Shushing Rival Fans And Reminding Everyone He's Captain America
Vladimir Putin Has Lost The Locker Room, Is Reportedly "Dismayed" That His Sons Have Taken to Cosplaying Disney Characters
Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team
Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever
