'They Hate Us' - Chris Richards Is One Step Away From Being Named Captain Of US Soccer After He Said What We All Know About CONCACAF
The Brick Hockey Invitational at The West Edmonton Mall This Weekend Puts The Little League World Series to Shame
'If That Happened In Their Box, For Sure A Penalty' - Mauricio Pochettino Finally Earned His US Soccer Pinstripes After Berating The Refs For Screwing Us On An Obvious Handball
CONCACAF And The Refs Straight Up Fucked The US Soccer Team, Mexico Should Be Forced To Forfeit The Gold Cup
Diego Luna Is Everything US Soccer Fans Have Been Begging To See - Put On A Show While Saving Our Ass Against Guatemala, Sends Us To The Gold Cup Finals
Congratulations to All-Time Bad Name Guy Harvey Epstein For Defeating Anthony Weiner in Primary Race for New York City Council
'We're Not Gonna Take That Kinda Shit' - US Soccer Is Finally Starting To Show Heart, Willing To Fight And Be The Bullies Of CONCACAF
Matt Freese Showed Some Gigantic Balls, Slapped Them On The Table In PKs And Saved US Soccer From Embarrassment
Malik Tillman Has Mauricio Pochettino In Awe Of His Game At The Gold Cup, The Type Of Player America Needs For The World Cup Next Year
Chris Richards Saved The USA From Embarrassment, Is Now One Of The Most Important Players We Have Going Into The World Cup
SpaceX's Starship 36 Explodes, Bursts Into an Absurd Amount of Flames During Routine Testing in Preparation For Launch
'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play
Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team
Every Single Person Associated With The USMNT Should Be Mocked For The Ultimate Dogshit Showing, Ruined Any Hope This Team Had Left
A New Rock Bottom: US Loses Its 3rd Match In A Row, Christian Pulisic's Dad Is Telling Landon Donovan To Grow A Pair For Criticizing Guys Sitting Out
Adam Silver Is Taking A Page Out Of The NHL's Playbook And Confirms We're Getting 'USA vs The World' In The 2026 All Star Game
Everything Is Going Great: Mauricio Pochettino Appears To Call Out Christian Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup, USMNT 'Golden Generation' Seems Over
More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness
This is Cinema: The Department of Homeland Security is Being Pitched a Reality Gameshow Called "The American", Where Immigrants Would Compete for U.S. Citizenship
The End Of JimmerMania - College Basketball Legend Jimmer Fredette Has Officially Retired From Basketball
Good Times: USMNT Embarrasses Itself At Nations League, Players Immediately Get Called Out By Landon Donovan For Not Giving A Shit
The 2025 World Happiness Report Has Been Released, Finland Ranked Happiest Country for 8th Straight Year, United States Ranks Lower Than Ever
