Micah Parsons, Bad Teammate, Is Rooting Against The Cowboys Making The Playoffs Because "Fuck Philly"
Now It All Makes Sense. Jerry Jones Claims One Of His Favorite Foods To Eat Is Squirrel Brains. Seriously
'I Don't Make Enough Money For That Shit' - Chase Brown Found Out Mid-Interview How Dumb The NFL Is, Can Fine Him For Jumping Into The Cowboys Kettle
YES! YES! YES!: Jerry Jones Went On Radio And Announced To The World He's 'Not Ruling Out A Contract Extension' For Mike McCarthy
There's Nothing The World Deserves More Than To See Deion And Shedeur Sanders Both End Up With The Dallas Cowboys
Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys
Fitting: The NFL Can't Flex Bengals/Cowboys Out Of Monday Night Football Because There's Been 'Too Much Work' Done On The Simpsons Alt-Cast
The Irony Of Mike McCarthy Having A Shade Up To Block The Sun From Blasting In His Face During His Post Game Presser Is So Cowboys It Hurts
Never Stop Talking: Jerry Jones Doubles Down On The Sun, Claims It's A Home Field Advantage (Cowboys Don't Have A Win There All Year)
Jerry Jones Is Going To Have To Smack The Next Reporter Who Asks Him About The Cowboys Getting Their Ass Kicked By The Sun At AT&T Stadium
Great News For Cowboys Fans: Jerry Jones Thinks Everything Is 'Bleak' With The Team, But He Likes What He Has In Mike McCarthy
Microsoft Went Down 3 Points After Mike McCarthy Smashed The Shit Out Of This Tablet During The Cowboys Loss
"You Can Talk About Deez Nuts": The Cowboys vs The Media Continues To Be The Best Rivalry In Football
Jerry Jones, Still Got It - Went On Radio To Claim Mike McCarthy Is 'Designing Bad Plays' And Derrick Henry Wouldn't Be As Good On The Cowboys
'Last Time Somebody Called Me Classless, I Was Drinking Wine Out Of A Bottle' - Dan Campbell Does Not Give A Shit That People Cried About Him Running Up The Score On The Cowboys
Is Chris Christie Fuckin Kidding Me Saying "Dan Campbell Has No Class And Never Has" In Relation To His Lions Kicking The Shit Out Of The Cowboys On Sunday?
Lead From The Front: Jerry Jones Defends Threatening To Fire Radio Hosts By Claiming They Aren't Real Fans Or Football People, So They Can't Question Him
Things Are Going Great In Dallas - Jerry Jones Basically Threatened To Fire Radio Hosts Mid-Interview For Asking Him About A Terrible Offseason
Only Thing More Embarrassing Than Losing 47-9: Cowboys DB Jourdan Lewis Slid Into Amon-Ra St. Brown's DM's To Call Him A 'Bitch' And Then Cry About It
The Detroit Lions Made Such A Joke Out Of The Cowboys Yesterday That They Had Offensive Tackle Dan Skipper Line Up At Wide Out And Run A Route
