Let The Boys Sniff - George Kittle Crashed An NFL Network Show To Announce He 'Considered Retirement Because The NFL Banned Smelling Salts Today'
'I'm Not A Wholesale-Type Dude' - Davante Adams Claims The 49ers Low-Balled Him On A Deal, Picked The Rams To Get Away From Dysfunction
'It Wasn't Our First Option. We Obviously Made A Mistake' - The 49ers Simply Won't Miss Any Chance To Bury De'Vondre Campbell For Quitting On The Team
Pay Back: The 49ers Suspended De'Vondre Campbell For Quitting On The Team, Refuse To Cut Him So He Won't Get 'Rewarded' By Signing Somewhere Else
'Sucker Shit. Probably Gonna Get Cut Soon' - De'Vondre Campbell Refused To Play Last Night, Told The 49ers He Was Done And Walked Off The Field
Accountability: Deebo Samuel Tweets Out That He Needs The Ball More, Deletes It After Being Reminded He's Leading The Team In Drops
Christian McCaffrey Will Miss Another Couple Of Months, Showing He Clearly Doesn't Give A Shit About All His Fantasy Football Owners At All
The NFL Better Drug Test The Shit Out Of Christian McCaffrey Whenever He Returns From Germany With His Achilles Magically Healed
'When Things Aren't Going His Way, He Can Panic' - Jermaine Johnson Had The Balls To Insult Will Levis, Apologized For Not Doing His Job Against The 49ers
Note To Wide Receivers Everywhere: Do NOT Hold Out Of Camp For A New Contract Then Drop A Touchdown Pass In Front Of Peyton Manning
'He Reminds Me Of Scottie Scheffler, Except He Didn't Get Arrested' - Nick Bosa Explaining How Brock Purdy Isn't Going To Change When He Gets A New Contract
Flawless Execution: George Kittle Caught Two Beers From Brock Purdy While On Stage With Luke Combs And Promptly Turned Into Stone Cold
The More Mic'd Up Footage That Comes Out Of The Super Bowl, The More Hilarious The Loss Gets For The 49ers
'He's Just A Regular Fucking Quarterback' - We Now Know The Dumbest Thing Said During The Super Bowl And The Moment The 49ers Lost
Relatable: 49ers OL Jon Feliciano Says He Completely Threw Teammate Under The Bus Because Woke Up Hungover And Was "Being A Bitch"
The Number 1 Reason The 49ers Lost The Super Bowl - This Couple Wearing Trey Lance Jerseys Who Claimed To Have Sex In The Parking Lot
'Don't Forget What Got You There' - Brandon Aiyuk And His Family Keep Posting About Him Leaving The 49ers After Only Getting 3 Catches In The Super Bowl
The Way It Should Be - A Kentucky School District Smartly Declared Today A Holiday So Everyone Can Recover From The Super Bowl
Credit To The 49ers Coaching Staff Who Apparently Didn't Prepare Their Team At All For The New Playoff Overtime Rules
The Fans Who Tried To Rush The Field At The Super Bowl Should Be Banned For Life, Simply Because Of How Pathetic The Attempt Was
The Pro Football Football ShowSEASON FINALE FROM LAS VEGAS: Picks & Props with Big Cat, Will Compton, Taylor Lewan, & Kayce Smith
